i’mma go see that fucking Annie movie a hundred times if i have to
i’mma take my brother, my sisters, my cousins, my entire fucking family if i have to
i’ll be damned if Annie doesn’t debut at #1 and stay there for 6 weeks straight
i’mma make these white people e a t i t.
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
so apparently dick can mean detective
and gumshoe also means detective
detective dick gumshoe
detective detective detective
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
What the hell
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
this is bigger than the moon landing
this is very important